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Nov 19, 2012

Most STUPID questions people
usually ask in obvious situation.
1. At movies: hey! What r u doing here...??
Me: tujhe nahi pata yaar.!! Mai yaha ticket black karne aata
hu.. :p
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2. In bus : A fat lady steps on my feet,
& says arey!! beta lagi to nahi..
Me: Nai aunty bahot maja aaya
ek baar fir se karo na :/ :O
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3. When i got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry yar! So raha tha kya....??
Me: Nai yar! Mai to Bas late kar marne ki practise kar raha tha .
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4. when they see me with shorter hair : yar! Baal ktwaye hai
kya..?
Me: Pta Nhi Yaar!! raat ko
soya tha subah uth kr dekha
to andar chle gye!!
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5. When sum 1 call me on my land-line n asks where r
u..?
Me: yaar me market me hu,
phn b gale me latka kr le aaya hu.. :D:p

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